Pregnancies are different. It is possible she felt awesome and glow-y like my sisters did for her first and then like a beached whale incubating a giant squid for her second, like me.

You can hate the act of being pregnant and still love having children. I have a friend who took the root of ‘fuuuckk being pregnant again it almost killed me, but we want another kid here let’s adopt’.

She actually isn’t begging our pardon. She said she doesn’t feel good about her body right now. That doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with how we perceive it.

What a weird biography of a man I had no interest in learning about, but greatly fascinated me when reading about him. Really good long read Shaun and totally unexpected from Deadspin. You briefly mention Oscar Bonavena. He’s someone who also had an interesting life that would make a great long read.

I dunno. A rumor that makes him look cruel, RiRi look slutty and Bey look undesirable?

Yeah, this seems more likely to come from Beyonce/Jay-Z’s team* than from Rihanna’s.

So, according to Beyonce’s camp her husband is 100% devoted and never wanted anything to do with that skank, Rihanna.

Burgeoning career? She was already freaking Ri-Ri by then. Maybe if the elevator thing happened in like 2007....

“She like to f**k* me, s**k me, s**k then f**k me / I’m the ice cream man, she chunky monkey,

They need someone to calculate exactly how much money this cost each American taxpayer and have negative black-and-white ads run with an ominous voice saying “The GOP would rather take 120 dollars of yours to beat a dead, rotting horse carcass then to put it towards schools, roads, public goods, or back in your…

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

I think a part of any settlement should include a provision for Chris Christie to be quarantined for the remainder of his term.

I have a friend whose father had her birth certificate doctored. She was actually 22 years old but her father went ahead and had her birthday changed so that it shown she was 16 years old. She told me he did this to ensure she didn’t get married before finishing her university degree (her mother is Muslim and was…

You know, I’m not sure. It’s possible that whoever leaked the supposed birth records from the state created it themselves and just distributed it on the web as true and correct. I remember seeing one yeeeears ago that claimed she was born in 74 (state record as well) and it turned out to be fake.

You must be a very sheltered person, because people can have their birth certificates doctored.

So Bey went to school with my buddy, and my buddy is my age, and Bey was a junior when my friend was a freshman, so. She’s 37. There. Mystery solved.

That’s what I thought, too! She’s had a nose job, lipo on her stomach, flanks, arms, and LOTS of lipo on her thighs. The tech said she’s always been really self-conscious about her legs so she had her inner thighs lipo’d. Even when she went down to 120lbs back when she was in Dreamgirls, she didn’t look that…

I was discussing celebrity surgeries with a tech friend of mine who works at a well known cosmetic surgery clinic, and she told me Beyonce’s 37 years old and she’s had a ridiculous amount of surgery performed.

Haha, I do that too! I overshoot my age by 5 years or so, then when people gush about how young I look, I sagely whisper “sunscreen” and wink at them.