Red is always the best flavor. Any candy, it’s always the right choice (though I am on team black licorice)

What are the chances that Xander was hit by Toth again and actually has a successful version of himself who’s out there living his best life?

Toews saying “to a certain degree, no one wanted this” is probably my favorite line during the whole shitshow.

Anytime there is a presser like this and they open it for “Sports only” questions I always picture Roy Scheider chumming the water in Jaws, momentarily unaware as the shark rises up behind up.

“No, STOP!”

I know right.

I agree with Huckabee on one point - needing to put more funding into Alzheimer’s disease. Because good grief, every one of those candidates seemed to be suffering some form of dementia. So many words...so little sense. It was like they all had these phrases that they knew they needed to use, and just strung them…

Agreed. Also, what’s up with Gizmodo? Not only are they being flooded by anti-science nutjobs, but they occasionally get flooded by MRAs too. I guess these two overlap though...

when they’re trying to restrict freedoms, that’s when they change tactics to “God”

also

I guess I just don’t understand why these people can’t be held accountable for their lies. I mean, Fiorina is straight up slandering Planned Parenthood and nothing is going to be done to stop her or make her walk it back.

i had an aneurysm when Huckabee complained that we don’t cure diseases any more.

The GOP line of “I’m all for freedom” is basically the cop-out answer the current crop of Republicans gives when it wants to dodge giving any answer about social policy that isn’t “how do we stop women from being sluts?”

I think it’s interesting that it’s a culture that requires a man’s sign-off for his wife to leave the country and yet she still has the power to—and feels safe enough to—go to the papers and complain about him. Like . . . that’s a legitimately fascinating dynamic.

I can’t wait to see that kid’s first day of school pic. Wonder what she'll write on the chalkboard

I concur. I think Kris is horrible parent but she wasn’t a single parent.

Yeah, I won’t touch limecrime with a ten-foot pole. Thanks for the tip on the dupes.

The only people who worry about putting bumper stickers on Bentley’s are people who have to return them when the lease is up, Kimmy.

“With Bill Cosby you could sleep through it.”