Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

I remember being jealous of my twin sister because she hit puberty earlier than me and developed hips & breasts over the summer we were 10. I was so upset I didn’t get to go to special shopping sessions with my mom for ‘woman’ things.

• Where the hell is John Travolta’s wedding ring? [Radar]

I only sorta watched the last season so I have no idea how he sounded in previous seasons. But I’m a Californian and when I watched he definitely didn’t sound like us.

It just creeps me out, the thought of feeling it pulling at my skin. *shudder*

Oh, God. I just googled it. No. Just...no.

But she’s so EDGY. Aren’t you just, like, floored by her edginess?

It’s Empire Records

Panic attack or flashback to Papa Joe’s creepy overinvolvement?

Seriously. The second hand embarrassment is painful.

You know how I know he’s English? I watched the last season of Sons of Anarchy with my boyfriend. His American accent was SO BAD that I’m pretty sure he wasn’t even trying. Most of the time when I was watching that show I was really just giggling and mimicking Charlie Hunnam and his hilarious attempt at sounding…

Implanting devil horns or corset piercing is waaay beyond trying too hard, that’s more like go-see-a-therapist level weird.

Oh, Miley!

But is it chicken or tuna?

They are frightening.

stop trying so hard, Miley.

She cares for you so much she can’t wait for your nation to be obliterated in the Apocalypse so she and her family can get into heaven. Aren’t you glad your fate is so important to her?

...only to be “really surprised that there was no better-for-you baking option.”

I know they say ‘find a niche and fill it,’ but is ‘people who want boxed cake mix to be slightly less unhealthy than it normally is’ really a niche?