Sorry to hear that...Jimmy is a true Christian, unlike those charlatans in the Republican Party.

My thoughts are with President Carter. His post-presidency humanitarian work has been truly inspiring.

I take comfort in knowing his life has been long and full of purpose.

Because if you beat an adult, that’s assault. If you beat a child, that’s discipline.

Her?

Well on the bright side, it’s only a matter of time.

Who?

Do we have a new Rita Ora?

... they’ve been trying to push those bags out the door with significant discounts for quite a while on the tumi site. My guess is bad call from their style department on these.

... they’ve been trying to push those bags out the door with significant discounts for quite a while on the tumi…

Well, American exceptionalism and all that. You do have wonderful stadiums.

I wish US universities got excited about historical documents.

Philly: “The City of Brotherly Hitchbot Murder” (tm)

If I were hooking up with a dude (not Ed Sheeran because HARD PASS) and he took off his shirt and revealed THAT tattoo I’d be like “BYEEEE”... Like the guy I met several summers ago who wore the nude colored men’s tiny briefs from American Apparel.

Gwyneth Paltrow is a better Blake Lively than Blake Lively, know what I mean? She is at least transparent about her uppity-ness.

I roll my eyes at Blake Lively as much as the next person, but honestly I think she'd be a really fun and weird person to be friends with. And there would always be food and I would never have to cook it.

wut... is happening here? is Voldemort under that hat?

Farley was a genius obviously, but not just because he was funny, but because he could make people like Adam Sandler and David Spade funny just by being there. >thats< genius.

They don’t care about Harper’s speech or her teeth. They just want to be nosy and criticize the Beckhams, who seem to be pretty good parents.

I’m still holding out hope for Emma Watson and Prince Harry. I don’t care that it was an unsubstantiated rumor. I WANTS.