100% yes

I say yes. I’ve been kind of over Brad Pitt for a while #sryntsry

...Brenda, who has absolutely no problem getting into and spreading around the business of strangers she doesn’t know for malicious reasons...

If I understand correctly, they didn’t have a problem with it until the team made the championships. Suspicious, to say the least.

“We have no problem with the girls sitting on the bench,” Whitley says. “We don’t care who sits on the bench with the teams, that goes for anybody … to sit on the bench.”

I get so excited about a trip to Ikea. And it starts off so great. “Oh, look at these fun rooms! Look at this cheap stuff! Let’s pretend like we’re in 500 Days of Summer!” But once we hit the home office section, I’ve grown quiet. I generally lose my husband somewhere around the towels, and if I’m lucky, I find him by…

I Joaq the Line

It is the worst slippery slope, go for one cinnamon bun, one, and come out with fish shaped ice cube trays, a tropical plant, a lamp that does not look like a lamp, and all sorts of weird foods in tubes. Poäng, which is a great chair, actually means points in Swedish, just an interesting fact for the day.

I’m so sick of this cliche nanny trope. Can’t we come up with a slightly more original lie, like Gavin and Ben were cheating on their wives with EACH OTHER. Oh, and Blake Shelton was in on it too.

Joaqa Joaqa.

“...preys upon its customers’ desires to a supernatural degree...”

The real threat of Ikea is having your relationship fall apart as you and your significant other try to assemble a desk together.

Um... hell naw. Ikea is a world of happiness, glitter, free coffee refills, kitchen gadgets, and amazing furniture with even cooler names.

WILL WÄTCH

You speak truth. Mine are 18 months apart— went back at 6 or 7 months with each one. Showering, getting dressed, eating in peace. Glorious.

Daniel Tiger is a Mister Rogers spin-off (it’s animated), so it might give you some nostalgia feels too. (Bonus fun facts: Lady Elaine is married to Music Man Stan and has a biracial daughter and Henrietta Pussycat is a single mother.)

I’ll take Daniel over Calliou or my little pony any day.

Amen! I don’t even have kids, but this post is getting HUGE side eye from me. You don’t have to wake up every morning like fucking Snow White singing with the bluebirds to be a Do Something Bitch. I prove my worth at work through hard work and always staying late, so rolling in at 9:30 is no problem with anyone…