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Paul Newman forever and ever, amen.

I thought it was that she was too sexy to be a Christian singer, not a country singer. Maybe I'm misremembering though.

NGL, everything I read about Brooklyn makes it sound like an awful place to live.

I love how Jezebel has one writer for articles about parenting and kids.

IMO, Tsoukalos should weigh in on everything.

She looks like a middle aged Britney Spears in that gif.

I have two kids (and a third on the way) and as horrifying as these stories are, I find myself even MORE compelled to read them now than before I had kids. It’s awful.

I think she’s genuinely unable to see things from any perspective but her own.

I know were not supposed to snark on women’s appearances, but I can’t get over what she’s done to her face. It makes me cringe just to look at it.

Same. I’m like, gimme that baby!

Meh. Pass.

It’s the perfect time to practice your resting bitch face.

Vince Camuto’s “Ellen” ballet flats are the absolute best. I have the kind of feet that always get rubbed raw somewhere by whatever shoes I am wearing. Not with these babies. And they last forever. I have a pair in bisque and a pair in black. I wear them to work probably 80% of the time.

Vince Camuto’s “Ellen” ballet flats are the absolute best. I have the kind of feet that always get rubbed raw

Men don’t care. Sex is the number one priority, always.

Eh, I’ve had two kids and my vag is fine. Everyone’s experience is different.

At first glance I totally thought this title said “The Functional Alcoholic Woman’s Guide to Las Vegas.”

It looks remarkably like one of my childhood Barbie dolls. I know it’s just the angle and the weird thong elastic, but still. It’s kind of freaking me out.

Everyone knows Jen likes coke the best though.

Yeah, I’m a DD. Put me and a B cup in the same tank top and have us stand next to each other. Guess who looks “sporty” and who looks “slutty”? :(

I’m 38 and I find that I’m kinder now than I ever have been. I’m too old to treat people like shit, be sarcastic or ironic, or think I know sooooo much better than them because my professor talked about it in college once/I read about it on tumblr.