Seriously. Nothing there works for my short, curvy body. Not everyone is built like you, Jenna!

I’m convinced that Jenna’s body type is what has made J Crew unwearable for me, a 5’4” busty lady. Their clothes only look good on tall, curve-less women. Ugh.

Except that I love Scott Disick.

I was like, WTF, she bought LIMES?

It’s a fine line.

I don’t get it either. It seemed to come out of nowhere and for no good reason.

After years of using L'Oreal Voluminous, I switched to this accidentally (after forgetting mascara on a trip and buying the first one I saw in a drugstore) and have never looked back. It's great!

After years of using L'Oreal Voluminous, I switched to this accidentally (after forgetting mascara on a trip and…

CeraVe forever, man. Just as good, if not better, than pricey brands, and you can't beat the price.

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Hahaha, right? I have two kids with a third on the way and every once in a while I browse a friend’s “Maybe Baby” Pinterest board. It’s all very Land of Nod and instagrammable perfection. It makes me giggle. I kind of can’t wait for her to have a kid.

Why? What’s wrong with Jessica Simpson?

I've heard a few entertainment insiders refer to RiRi as Jay-Z's "mistress." It doesn't sound like a one-off, or like it's over.

This guy can suck a bag of dicks.

I feel like this is mostly an internet/media conversation. Maybe I'm just lucky, but I have never in my life had somebody berate me for not having kids (which I didn't until I was 34). And now that I'm 38 and have two with another on the way, I've never had someone make me feel particularly bad or virtuous for having…

Jason Dohring was the biggest disappointment.

I spent 4 years working for a husband and wife team at their small business and they were hardcore Scientologists. They were a little weird in the way that rich people can be weird, but other than that, they were totally normal. I even worked out of their house for about a year, and there was nothing ever out of the…

She looks like a wet cat somebody left out in the rain.

At my house, we sometimes pause for a moment and say, "Where's Second Child?" She's only 12 months old.

Good luck! You should be able to find it in any decent-sized drug store in the baby aisle. It's very common.

Good luck! You should be able to find it in any decent-sized drug store in the baby aisle. It's very common.

I love Waxelene. I have a huge jar of it at home and use it for all kinds of stuff!

I love Waxelene. I have a huge jar of it at home and use it for all kinds of stuff!