Because all our current credit card terminals in every retail location would have to be upgraded, and that is going to be very very expensive.

Haha, I loved the epilogue. Not the content per se, but the fact that it was a giant "fuck you" to everyone else who wanted to dictate how the characters ended up. She was like, "This is MY universe, bitches." It was hilarious.

I don't. I hate accumulating piles of stuff that end up strewn all over and make my house look like a freshman dorm. *shudder*

To me, Satchel will always be this guy:

This whole fucking show is terrible. Why would the finale be any different?

I hate to traffic in stereotypes, but reading the comments section of the linked article is amazing. Canadian commenters are so polite!

It's "The Monster of Florence" by Douglas Preston, and between that and the Rolling Stone profile of this case (which featured an interview with Preston) I'm completely convinced she is innocent. That Italian prosecutor is loony toons.

She really has the best accessory ever.

A lot of disabled people get state and/or federal benefits, and if they made a salary above a certain threshold they would lose those benefits. That's how it's justified, at least.

And Orlando Bloom looks like Dr. Oz. It doesn't take long.

A good friend of mine is going through identity theft/bank fraud right now and it's a nightmare. What makes it worse is that it's her twin brother doing it. They have similar names and their SSNs are just one digit off, so it's not like she was playing fast and loose with her personal information. Is there any way to…

That's a great tip, thanks!

This is why I stopped watching sitcoms altogether. So gross.

Is Doug Barry moonlighting as Madeline?

I feel like she is morphing into Nicole Kidman.

I get my eyebrows dyed every 3 weeks! Ironically, genetics gave me brown hair that I dye blond and blond eyebrows I dye dark. *sigh*

To each their own with coming out and all, but I find it ironic that Queen Latifah officiated here.

I don't think dicks work the way they think they work.

I totally thought her shins were her thighs at first because of their weird placement. I was like, wow, they really made her thighs skinny!

Those opening ceremony outfits for Team USA are like the Olympic version of an ugly Christmas sweater.