Cannot. Unsee.

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

Konichiwa, bitches.

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

I’m team bull. Go bull.

Another rule: all teams that play in the Badlands are called the Browns. Hockey, base ball, whatever. They are the Browns. Browns vs. Browns. Fans are forced to wear brown at the stadium.

Yanny.

Shaq is proving Chuck’s point with what he’s doing to the show.

Not giving the Chuckster a pass, but my god, Shaq is the worst. He makes that show infinitely worse.

Chip and PIN is normal for credit card transactions at restaurants abroad. When your credit card company issued you a chipped card, they probably had you set a PIN, you just don’t use it for credit card transactions in the US.

Since when does credit cards require PINS for normal purchases?

Or use a credit card like a normal person.

THREW THE DOG?! Well, that’s just too fucking far. As a NFL Fan and a great American PATRIOT, I am more than willing to look the other way if a player on the team I STAND for commits a horrendous act against women and children, but I’ll be gosh-damned if I root for a man that takes a knee during God’s anthem or throws…

Throwing Dogs? Trash person named after a trash sandwich and a crap dessert.

I find it comical that all these so called “smarter than the hack idiot journalists” assholes have the literacy of my 4 year old... and that’s being generous. It’s almost as if they dictate the emails to Siri and then Siri is just fucking with them.

It was crowdsourced by a colony of carpenter bees.

I know we read these and collectively laugh at all these morons. And rightfully so. But every time I see these letters, I feel an overwhelming sadness. I like to think that there are a lot of good people in this country, but this makes me feel really wrong about that and truly bums me out.

Realized my error too late. Just gonna let it be and avoid the internet forever

Don’t leave us hanging — your sentence desperately needs a predicate or something!

as someone whos been in the MMA world for quite a while to find someone that still believes that this sport is about the martial arts and respect and not about how the current top fighter in the world throws hand trucks through buses while probably high as hell