Fixed this for you:

he’s gonna have to keep the kayfabe going for the after party at cracker barrel

that is.....highly specific.  Thank you for sharing! 

re: the possession thing, it gets confusing once you start talking about anything as “it.” Because “it’s” ALWAYS means “it is” and never infers possession onto “it.” And yet, I fuck it up every time without fail! This post took me three tries and I’ll likely have to edit it....

 Observe and Report went over everybody’s head.... hope this is as insightful and funny as that was.  

one particular Giants fan throughout the weekend

holy fuck that is outrageously horrific -how is he out after only 17 years?

that pizza delivery guy?

only a fucking moron would do this.... Rooting for a hated divisional rival just because they advanced? Who would do that? I can’t even imagine what type of disingenuous, moronic.......

cat piss can go bad lol?

Could say the same about you...

Aaaaaaaand she got it cancelled over a racist tweet..... Who had May 29th in the pool?

the “bio” in symbiotic is Greek for life... as in the word Biology - the study of life. How do you pronounce that word?

so close....

don’t sleep on Ken’s Steak House sauces... Horseradish, honey mustard, etc. they are all pretty excellent..

didn’t they promote this dude too? i wish i could fail upward...

michael bay ahead of james cameron.... ooooooooof get it together, world.

Terpenes are fucking magic....