“... this article subject is pretty pointless.”

Yes, they did. Let’s just say these characters and the Quantum Realm may have a lot to say about and connect the proceedings. Plenty to care about here, and this article subject is pretty pointless.

“It’s just Sanders seems like a decent woman”

Personally I’m overwhelmed by the obvious genetic superiority on display.

Nothing says “alpha male” like layered t shirts.

They’re cycling gloves; probably not needed given that the jeans suggest he’s not exactly out for hard riding but they definitely go with the overall alpha aesthetic he has going on.

I’d like an explanation as to why he’s wearing those fingerless gloves.

Maybe we’re reading too much into this, and the simple answer is the correct answer: the Browns don’t know what the fuck they’re doing and this is further evidence of it.

“Nobody should be body-shamed!”

Why shouldn’t you be able to make fun of someone for their makeup? It’s not an immutable personal characteristic, it’s something that they choose. You can wipe that shit off. It’s no different than making fun of someone’s haircut or their outfit.

Ah so, you get to tag your statements as “feminist” and then if anyone questions your reasoning, sincerity, or motivations, they are automatically tagged as dangerous and anti-feminist. Convenient, that.

Here’s the full joke, since you can’t be bothered to google it:

The way you do it is. 

Dum dum, a smokey eye is a make up technique (google it, I’m sure you can find some tutorials) and the joke was that her make up looked good. The joke is a direct jab at her being a transparently bad liar not her appearance.

*snorts* Thanks, this was the perfect response.

Maybe listen to, or look at a transcript of what was actually said before treating us to your performative feminism?

Oh my god, you pearl-clutching ding-dong.

So you don’t even know what the actual comment was?

Did you even read? Like at all? She said her eye makeup was PERFECT. I’m not sure where you’re from and I’m not going to assume, but saying someone’s eye makeup is perfect is not... Really... Appearance shaming here. :-)

She didn’t insult her appearance at all. If you think she did that’s on you and you’re buying into what these assholes want you to believe. Her use of “perfect smoky eye” was saying that it was created from the ashes of truth burning and that was it in regards to appearance.