i too am constantly worried about accidentally masturbating into a potted plant in front of my female subordinates...

nobody is that hungry, dude lol...

hell in a cell Stephen Miller vs. the progressive liberal! loser shaves his... oh wait (book it anyway!)....

“Johnson’s ability to cycle through the options and pick the right one at the right time is unmatched by anybody except perhaps Jon Jones.”

clearly in the pocket of Big Plankton...

1. the word is liberal

How about if she had Canelo winning 10 rounds? Can i think she’s an irredeemable sports idiot then, or still chauvinism? Asking for a friend...

Taxi Driver was 1976 not the 80's ... glad they’ve started by doing their homework

purely anecdotal but I don’t know a single human, personally, that could even make contact off of a professional level pitcher. No friends or family or even acquaintances. Whereas I know several people of varying degrees of athletic prowess, that can dunk on a standard hoop. I have many tall friends and family…

this guy looks like the ghost of Jason Miller’s future...

that is email of the year thus far for 2017. at least for me. WOW. i want to make some sort of white privilege joke about not getting shot to Seth here but he’s clearly suffered enough

“Imagine if Phil Connors had snowballing internal issues in Groundhog Day?”

read my mind Jedi ...

not all cartridge concentrate is made from BHO tho... do you know if the cleaner CO2 oil extractions result in any discernible myclobutanil level?

thats a bingo

cavs sweep in 5. or 6.

he just aint talk or write or read or think so good that all...

no - i’m gonna go ahead and reserve the right to blame bad jokes for being unfunny regardless of the tone of the platform they’re written in lol... I believe you missed the fact that my comment was a meta-joke on the low quality of the joke it was commenting on. It’s consistent with the tone and humor of my previous…