you know, you’re right. Shitty, poorly constructed jokes always go over my head..

“Cavs sweep in five” what’s a sweep again?

Steven Adams needs to just go full Drogo, braid up his beard, and pour molten gold on Beverly’s noggin

ankle pick? that’s a low single....

Abe Lincoln and Jason Mraz’s love child.

on a related note - I always thought banking scumbag Jamie Dimon kind of looks like he could be Coach Taylor’s dad or rich uncle that never sees his extended family, just sends checks on birthdays:

Steve Young’s business ties are actually the least problematic of all ties at the network:

Hader would do a pretty good Cowherd if he were still on SNL.

I was on the call too but maybe checked out a little too early as Kennedy was rambling and Bjorn couldn’t give a straight answer on his fucking height if you asked him (“We could dance around the true meaning of height for hours here, Ariel”) so for my sanity I hung up. BUT! Bjorn made it a point to NOT specifically…

ok so now that’s MDMA and shrooms on the fast track to being recognized as legitimate medicine or at least having certain positive attributes, but “good people don’t smoke marijuana” is still the official stance our AG takes. Legalize and regulate ALL this shit already please; I’d like my money to go toward…

cutting fighter pay is everybody’s best guess at how they bring down expenses. That and trimming the roster, which is why all these different groups are jumping headfirst into trying to finally create fighters’ unions... I’m sorry, fighters’ “associations.” They see the writing on the wall. But I totally agree…

o% chance it happens, especially in CA. If by miracle it happened it’d be in Vegas and Floyd wins via first round murder.

His family has special weed strains that were passed down through generations, so I hear...

hot take alert!

oh I’m sure our new attorney general will go for this. Sessions seems like such a reasonable guy when it comes to drugs.

hahahahaha YES!

have you done a mailbag on craziest stadium experiences? cause this wouldn’t even crack the top 100 for most of us who attend(ed) regularly lol.