A friend recently asked me why I still miss Philly and New York after living in the Seattle area for nearly 10 years. It's because Seattleites pretend to be nice, but aren't, and New Yorkers don't pretend shit, but have your back in a pinch. There's just no comparison.

ha I feel you hard. when I was in school in the Midwest I had to train myself to smile and say hi back when people greeted me at all times. My immediate instinct was always WHAT DO THESE PEOPLE WANT FROM ME.

If you are referring to the "common woman" as such you are not, in fact, anywhere close to said "common woman."

I wasn't "thin", but damn it, I weigh much more now and I wish that younger dalila could have appreciated her body and not thought she was so fucking fatty fat all the time. SHE KNEW NOTHING.

Just a gentle reminder here not to put your criminal activity on Facebook, unless you'd like it to serve as a testament to your absolute and shattering idiocy.

Well, it's possible that your pregnant friends/coworkers realize, even subconciously, that you're weirded out by them and seek out people who aren't.

YOU GUYS I want an actual Muslim president so bad. It doesn't even matter where he or she stands on the issues; it would be worth it just to watch these morons cry and shit themselves.

Her little pause before saying the word "ugly" killed me. I know she had this awesome retort, but you could tell she thought it was a bad word, and it hurt her a little bit. I'm glad she has an awesome momma who encourages this good self esteem.

I'm half Korean half Caucasian. I dealt with people like this growing up. My parents divorced so I moved a lot. When I was living mainland U.S. (Washington state), I was called a "gook" and a "chink". When I moved to Hawaii to live with my mom, I was called "haole (white) shit" by ironically enough, Koreans. …

By this logic, only Native Americans should be allowed to become Miss America.

"Beyonce!"

I toggle between having "Pinot Noir, midsize car" and the theme song ("They're alive, damn it! It's a miracle!") playing in my head constantly.

In the article, you'll see that she compared the range of body types of the male and female characters in Overwatch. Her assessment was that the male characters get a broader range of bodies. That's just one game, though, so there's room to explore this further.

Its time for the moderate whites to start taking some responsibility.

Time to truck out this old chestnut:

New American history curriculum:

WHYYYYY do dudes think women give a shit about their dicks????? I absolutely, 100% do not care about your dick, unless I'm about to do something with said dick, in which case you will know I care about your dick because I will be paying attention to and directly referencing your dick. Like in what world is that…