This dude only got 9 years as punishment for trying to kill someone and he gets pics of her children? Oh hell no. Hell. No. This is terrifying. Is he going to get visitation after his release too? I think your parental rights kind of end at throat slitting.
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My response to the "God created man first" BS is "Men: the beta version."
What happens when you invite your mom to see 50 Shades of Grey? (Well, first of all, don't ever do that.) Here's one…
First pennies, then small woodland animals. When will the madness stop?
No other species has fully-formed sentience, either, which isn't a terribly good excuse to stop using our brains to get on their level. I fart on this article.
Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.
People taking photos of strangers' behinds should be banned.
He's a Republican. Which means he probably breaks into yoga studios at night and sniffs the 'dirty' pile.
My laundry pile is very, very sexy and now I'm very sexually aroused.
Which is grimly funny, because my body actually looks like a lumpen pile of laundry when I'm naked. How splendidly ironic.
She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...
Yeah, I tend to think so too.
Yes, but can you use your iPhone while using a Japanese-style squat toilet?
You have no idea how many times I have tried to draw myself naked.
someone said something to me with a historical basis, but i didn't like it, so rape.
um omg not a BDSM expert over here, but maybe DON'T BUY YOUR ROPE AT B&Q?!?!?!
I won first prize in the 3rd grade "Reflections" arts contest for a really nice pastel sketch I did of my mom's Christmas cactus. Should I....send that ribbon onto Beyonce out of respect for art? Or do I get to keep it?