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If they make an action adventure movie out of Mulan where she actually is awesome and there's no talking dragon, I'll consider seeing it.

Most New Yorkers are nice and super helpful as long as the TOURISTS aren't being rude and standing right in the middle of foot traffic. Step to the side and THEN look around, please.

I'd just like to point out that IKEA still had to hire trained artists and designers to make their mass produced art, even if it's not "FINE ART."

no, no, PLEASE post all your illegal activity on FB. Makes it so much easier for everyone else to spot the assholes.

I'm half Japanese, and while I've never been insulted and name called for it, people ask "Really?" as if I'm lying to them or I must be mistaken because I don't look they way they expect.

How about trapeze lessons in NYC?

Really, Danny Elfman is best known for the Simpsons? Come on. Nightmare Before Christmas! Or Batman, or anything Tim Burton directed.

A big, lactose intolerance but drank a glass anyway fart.

If it says "exposes the areola or nipple of the person's breast" does that mean men can't go shirtless either?

Aren't they making another version of Lady Chatterly's Lover, with the guy who plays Rob Stark?

My parents went to great lengths to subscribe to kids science magazines, kits, chemistry sets, microscope, geology kit, etc but I still ended up a dunce in science class but in love with fairytales and mythology.
At least I turned out to be really good at math.

check online to see if anyone is selling one used? They are lovely dresses tho. Real silk.

One of the online lingerie shops had a 50 Shades of Grey section with blindfolds, bras and handcuffs. I think it might've been BareNecessities.

Wait...why would your looks prevent someone from being friends?

She kinda looks like Edna Mode.

Me neither. Especially since the bulk of anti vaxxers are pretty left wing.

These are well off, hippie, health obsessed idiots.

Or uses that word lottery machine the matinees use to write episodes of Family Guy.

Isn't sperm count also affected by things like keeping your cel phone in pants pockets and working with overheated laptops actually on the lap?

Disney isn't responsible for that animated atrocity. That's all on Don Bluth and Fox. And half that movie's plot is based on the old live action movie.