No, every league doesn’t have that many. The NFL, NBA, MLB, and NHL all have more. They are the relevant point of comparison.

Someone got stabbed in some other city so Philly fans aren’t terrible. Got it.

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

1. A soft-serve ice cream sundae served in a mini plastic baseball hat.

I can picture Bosh chilling at a cookout with a longneck.

This is a cry for help.

“Little late now, but a fine idea”—Leeds

This Champions League take would make me want to snap my laptop in two over my knee, but I already did that because of a piece from a few months ago.

Or his taste.

Which culture is this? The youngest child I’ve ever seen naked on an American beach couldn’t have been older than 2.

You sure like bringing attention to yourself for not getting the joke.

I think it’s my favorite post in the entire history of Deadspin. I could read the comments every day for my whole life and never tire of it.

I mean, you guys realize - if you read a single word of the article - that the headline was a joke. It’s hilarious that people posting about how Deadspin knows nothing and it’s writers are stupid - can’t be bothered to read a word of the article (or understand its contents, I guess).

As someone who neither skis nor snowboards, I just really enjoy how much you guys hate each other.

If they’re an NCCAA school (NCAA plus a C for Christian), they’re accredited as a bible college. Which is odd because you’d think God would’ve nudged in at least one of those 29 field goal attempts.