This is the rare pierced, circumcised triangle offense.  

That’s not the only thing that bombed very badly.

Counterpoint: physically resisting being taken off a plane is Dumb, with a capital D.

I kept waiting for a punchline.

eh, pulisic did a little bit on that goal i guess, but it was mostly created by US youth soccer

It wouldn’t be a Haisley article without a factual error.

Just “Spurs”, not “The Spurs”.

I literally have no idea who the “star” is in this gif.

Analogies aren’t your thing are they?

I was so excited for them to walk into a bar and then it didn’t happen.

And honestly, would it kill Hoiberg to wear a tie?

Don’t wake up, you’ll be in Atlanta.

Giampiero*

Counterpoint: lighten up

Ewwwww

Yeah, it’s best to just avoid any potential heartbreak altogether, the Brewers have the right idea.

Damn, your friend’s sister moved to Detroit just to work at a Subway?

It take a lot of midshipmen to handle a bunch of cougars on a Saturday Night.

Now you’re 0-2. Go outside, get some fresh air.