Those jerseys should be illegal.

If it wasn’t an “important” match no one would care. Keeper was unlucky.

I-hate-you-Walt-freakin-Whitman! Leaves of grass my ass!

Humble brag Fifa. Nice.FIFA 2004 I got messi it was awesome.

Blow me

How about the unnecessary replays while the actual game is happening? 3 slo mo replays of bedoya wiping his brow and then we cut to Ecuador in their attacking third? HOW DID IT GET THERE?

Right? Venezuela and Jamaica was lit fam!

This is the worst.

We could have had 4 reds by my count. I agree that second yellow turned red was bullshit. But we stomped on and kicked out at a few columbian players. That said... I thought the ref fucked the game by not carding early enough in the first half. There were a lot of bad challenges that he let go and by the time he…

That goal was fucking awesome.

YOU REALLY THINK HES AFRAID OF SOME NO NAME AMERICAN KID? DEADSPIN HAS NO BUSINESS COVERING SPORTS! I will now write an email to further express my outrage.

Ask kyle Korver how he's feeling. Hensons aight.

This isn't pizzaros first season at Weder Bremen.

I got a DUI in a Tarzan costume the night before the state football quarterfinals. In front of the school. I ended up getting 6 separate citations, the best being resisting arrest. The rest of the drunk high school kids saw me fighting Police in a Tarzan costume as they drove home. I was a junior and the backup…

Wow.