I totally agree!!!

Have you ever tried any of them?

I wonder why I only drink one or two pumpkin spice lattes a year.

Holy balls, are these for real?

I agree it’s lame to just copy the styling on a different scale for each line (3, 5, 7), but BMW is hardly alone. MB, Audi, and Cadillac are all equally guilty, MB worst of all, IMO.

1986.5, actually. I hate to be that guy, but a) I had one, and b) this is a car site, after all.

It sounds like your Civic is a POS. I was saying $2-3k is the floor for a clean used car that runs well.

What kind of fool would accept $600 for a car that runs without issue, has no rust, no accidents, minimal interior wear, and good paint? Where do you live? Rural Vietnam?

Moschel inadvertently made a good argument against concealed carry, saying that he usually carries a gun, and that the vandal would probably be dead if he’d been packing. NFL fandom is serious, but hardly seems like something worth shooting someone over, no matter how nice the inflatable was.

That is perfect.

The terrible Russian-speaking-English grammar makes it even better.

Both vehicles, of course, will have NO Alcantra (emphasis Leonard’s) and instead the interiors will be slathered in the skins of eighteen freaking alligators, along with two stingrays, because why the fuck not?

I would argue that $2-3,000 is simply the floor for a clean, well-running car in 2016. And an old Honda will always end up at the higher end of the used car range for its age/mileage.

That’s probably about as foreign to millennials today as a wax cylinder scratchily bleating out Mary Had a Little Lamb.

1st: “But it’s good to know even Ford’s people realized it sucked too.” Wut? So it’s good that Ford knew it sucked, but released it anyway? Wouldn’t good have been to have released an infotainment system that worked?

That’s what I’ve noticed. Of all the manual cars I have owned/driven, so few have had the right pedal placement, I’ve never been able to get any good at it.

Lolololololol, the profit margins are so thin on an EV, that selling a RWD sports car for under $50k would be the worst business decision I can think of, short of calling it the Trumpmobile.

The original Karma could have been a success, if it hadn’t had relatively terrible fuel economy and build quality for S-Class money. Seriously, C/D got like 19 mpg out of the GM Ecotec that was used as the generator.

It’s doubtlessly the best-looking Japanese car on the market right now. Nothing from Lexus or Acura comes close.

In fairness, it’s probably safe to assume walking into a Subway that at least one of your favored ingredients will be out of stock. I literally have never set foot in a well run Subway.