I think I’ve seen this before...

#NakedLadiesMatter

What difference does it make? Ridiculous memo.

I hope Fernando doesn’t have to wait this long for a decent car.

Unfortunately, Helton’s magnificent mustache has been designated a North American Pink-Teated Miniature Burrowing Squirrel habitat and is therefore immovable from the confines of his face.

{ steals time machine }

Note the complete lack of TDI branding anywhere on this car.

Bunny will sit on this. (Eventually. Whenever it comes to Austin. My bunny is ready.)

Yes. Yes, it is.

The VTEC has been overplayed and its reputation has been abused over time. The Civic and its relatives have all seen better times. But that does not take away the fact that everyone must try a real VTEC at least once. Nothing beats the sound of vtec kicking in yo. OK, fine, many other engines sound good, but most are…

Porsche 944. Base, S2, whatever you can find. Simply because they are all great. For my entry, I’ve found a reasonably priced 944 Turbo.

Doesn’t surprise me in the least. I once had to buy insurance for an event and was surprised at how hard it was to find. But when I got it, I got a really cool-looking policy that I could show people (that would have taken a little bit of work to fake).

And I do not mean the “my son plays lacrosse” upper class. I mean the “I could kill a poor person and get away with it” upper class.

[A crew member congratulates Jeff Gordon after qualifying on pole for today’s race at Talladega Superspeedway. Gordon’s Hendrick Motorsports team qualified in four of the top five starting positions, with teammate and fellow Chase for the Sprint Cup driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. coming in fifth. Photo credit: Getty Images]

And here I was expecting some Star Wars cosplay.