I play real sports, I’m not trying to be the best at exercising.

Boston sports fans are my Cinderella 

From now on i’m signing every greeting card with:

7 iphones? 

So they can stave off quarter-life anxitey & depression by showing their hometown instagram friends that “they’ve made it”

Is Ellaria still chilling in the dungeon of the Red Keep with her daughters corpse?

Peaches on Waffles are a risky choice, you really have to hit the sweet-spot on ripeness, I much prefer blueberries.

UNPOSTit 

When you take a gamble, sometimes the house wins. 

Must sting

Wait until you guys hear about Barstool sports. 

He really appeared to maul her, a clear example of what ursa not supposed to do. 

I cant help by always read DAZN as: Days-Inn

That last paragraph for real the plot for the next Cohen brothers movie.

Brian Krassenstein is that you?.....Ed?

JFC what is that strange off-white noodle/used condom looking thing inside that tomato can?!?! 

I live in western NC, where there are lots of black bears, this happened in eastern/coastal NC, where there are ZERO bears. but here is the most wild part: The motherfucking County Sheriff is backing up the kids bear story!

“regular people trying to drive and live their lives”

Conservative evangelical “christians” over here in NC be like: welp, that’s gods punishment for voting democrat.

Yeah, this is nonsense, you are the one legitimizing it by writing something reactionary about it. I guess feeding the trolls is fine if its getting you clicks!