Finally, some Nikes worth burning. 

So if Ritchie really does have guns, kept in his truck or at a home, wouldnt his recent mental instability and subsequent arrests make him a perfect case for common-sense gun control measures? He’s gonna hurt someone.

For some reason GQ asked Ramsey about almost every starting QB BUT Newton, missed opportunity! Guess its been a few years since the 2 teams played each other. 

FWIW, not their fault, Mom had a Church luncheon so they couldn’t borrow the car that afternoon, gah!

Make way for the truth-teller!

+1 you real Probst? 

Please stop using “Slams” in headlines, unless its Deadspin and we are talking WWE, it just makes you sound like FauxNews and triggers my gag reflex.

Countertake: Red Team Good. It could be assumed that White was faking the injury for clock-killing purposes, which is debatably more assholish.

You guys are all so fucking cool.

Hardee’s people even paying attention?

ahem, not “a bush” but “THE bush”

Joe Webb has been doing this for years...but hey, white guys being athletic, yay!

Lots more fun if you read this as a Poetry Slam entry.