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They should have a break dance contest to raise money to save the rec center.

Quail Earnhardt 

I’m 100% sure that this headline will happen: “Watch Zion Dunk The Dick Off A Basketball”.

I checked all the porn this weekend, did not see him.

Co-sign 100%. Also, what’s the reasoning for removing the top article previews when you hover over sister site headers at the top of the page? That used to drive me to other articles of interest across the entire G/O Media family & now I rarely find myself on any site other than Deadspin & Lifehacker. If they’re all…

Not related to this specific post, but . . .

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

Cue the Denis Leary voice over “You want Super Duty? The only truck with high grade military steel. It’s not just tough pal, it’s Ford tough!”

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

The line is with Alexo Athletica, which, according to its site, was founded as a response to mainstream athleisure brands which don’t adequately respect the Second Amendment.

That's it! He thinks the USSR (doesn't know what it stands for) was just a really big country, which gave up most of its territory and changed its name... for reasons that remain trapped inside his skull, along with all those bees.

... Unlock that door, and you may be headed to the Shrine of the Silver Monkey! Assemble the statue there, and you may move on to the Wave Pool. If you survive both the correctly functioning waves AND the accidental tsunami, it may lead you to the Pavement! From there, you must climb into the Ambulance and race to…

Hal Holbrook was the real MVP. 

Just alternate each half of this comment a couple hundred times in reply to each other, and I think we’re done here.

It’s not clear to me how getting Mueller to make some public statements about his report that ran clearly counter to Trump’s characterization of it hurts anyone, and I haven’t seen anyone saying they thought this would be some Aaron Sorkin monologue-esque moment where Mueller scored a fatality on Trump’s Presidency…

“You’re a loser. I’m a winner”