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Zachary Bos
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yet you’re still here bitching

It’s a community property state (California), so it’s fair game.

“not like the guy”, “facing the threat of all that is evil in america gaining power”, whichever.

Get a load of this guy.

Well eventually that Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul tourism is going to dry up. Come to New Mexico! See the world’s dumbest Libertarian!

pictured: Johnson (L) and Ayn Rand’s bust (R)

He calls it a “mayonegg”

Quit being a Gary hog.

Garybelle! because he’s shaped like a.... he’s the belle of the ball! What’s he doing in a presidential election? Is he running the lights or something? 

Literally the Ann Veal of presidential candidates. Him?

It’s a character study, buddy.

If you find this humanizing, you might be an asshole.

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

Never go full Fieri.

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

Calm down there Donald.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

Billy really is doing God’s work. #MakeAmericaBrannigan