You did catch that the opening Chanel-o-ween video is a straight up spoof of the Taylor Swift viral Christmas video right?

I would argue that this person actually did something that impacted a lot of people’s perceptions in a real way. You only complained about their experiment on social media.

Nice read!

“No. Sorry. I no longer care about the well-being of someone who was a violent sex offender.”

Look, man - I’m right there with you. But you have to recognize that this is the gut reaction, and the easy way out.

Not all the stories are like this one, but FUCK! This guy was institutionalized at age five. That’s…

There it is.

I love, love, LOVE that you have the stones to show up with a quote about the evils of free information on A FREE NEWS SITE that you clearly read and participate in.

You are correct. The cat would definitely be dead or alive. A Geiger counter would count as an observation, and any pseudo-mystical explanations of quantum mechanics that involve consciousness, human or otherwise, are complete garbage. Substituting the word “measurement” for “observation” helps take out some of the…

Why so butt-hurt, dog? Don’t you dig what that cool cat is throwin’ down? World exists in absolutes, and he’s got a main line on the absolute answer, Jack. Ain’t no use arguing, you lost before them digits clickety-clacked that keyboard. Dichotomy ain’t just a river in Egypt, skit-skat-ska-dee-bop-doo!

Yeah, that’s nice.

There are plenty of men who would do that here in the States if they thought they could get away with it. No American exceptionalism, please. It’s extremely dangerous and keeps our problems going.

Yup. My favourite of Battle Turkey’s comments was the one about how much he loved his penis. Like a fucking toddler who’s just discovered he’s got a willy. Time for this kiddy to go back to his playpen.

Not with a bang but a Geodude.

One little demon dancing under skies of ghastly hue;
He leaps up high and kicks his heels: the demons number two.
Two little demons grin with cruel, unspoken glee;
Their cackles split the silent night and soon they number three.
Three little demons sing songs never heard before;
Their lyrics stir up evil dreams, and soon…

cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat women. cis hetero men are afraid of gay men because they believe gay men will treat them the way they treat…

I don’t think he’ll get “greatest,” but he’s due major respect for what he’s done.

fair enough

Learn the meanings of the word “hack” before you start complaining about how is used.

And he has a new short story collection coming out.

They did hack into it, using the original meaning of term which is to cut, and used a rotary tool with a cutting disc not a Skil Saw which is brand name for circular saws made by SKIL Power Tools.

I love the sarcastic and totally tongue-in-cheek spider hate articles.