How much do you have to hate yourself to pine over Trump Jr? Nothing is sadder than desperation in combination with self-loathing. Ugh...

Aubrey’s picture makes me sad.

Lin-Manuel Miranda will turn The Room into a musical.

Funny enough, this is how Trump always pictures Trump while in the White House!

I’m sure he would write that off as doing a business and bill the whole Golf trip to the government.

Serious question- has this asshole worked a single Friday?

Serious question- has this asshole worked a single Friday?

Why does he get Good Friday off while the rest of the USA doesn’t? Canada (ok not Quebec) and Europe get it off. Why does a country that literally tries to force Christian values on its population not get religious holidays off?

Running the country is hard! Being the big speech man is tough. So this big presidential boy is taking a nice, relaxing day for himself on this gloomy Good Friday.

Does anyone else feel like this is a direct reaction to the popular/positive news stories about the unveiling of the Obama portraits? Like, Old Donny is so pissed that Obama made headlined during his precious presidency that he’s nipping all portraiture in the butt just to make sure they can’t paint anymore cool pics…

giving away the milk for free...

Hmmm, it is almost like Michigan State is a Catholic college. They’d rather spend a fuckton of money obfuscating rather than admitting guilt & cleaning up their act.

Monitoring the social media activity of individuals in some way associated with or commenting

Ugh. I bet you eat Domino’s too.

Can’t wait for the NJ Transit announcement, “We’re being held at the station because of Chinese space junk.”

...are just living their lives, desperately waiting for it to finally be warm enough to eat Rita’s

RITA’S?!

If it crashes in New Jersey, I feel bad for the space junk*

Comet me bro

That’s not how the Mystery Science Theater 3000 theme goes.