He’s on Twitter begging Mark Zuckerberg to call him. He’s also begging people to beg Mark on his behalf. This is just so sad.

I approve of this, wholeheartedly. Love, Zborny.

I can’t look at him and not think of that horrible Canadian teen soap “Fifteen” that aired on Nickelodeon in the early 90s.

Exactly.

I totally got your sarcasm, Zabella. I got a great education and have a great career. I remember visiting her once at Penn and it was a sad experience. She was in over her head, but still pressured herself to stay because she *had* to have an Ivy League education.

As was I. This friend (really, former friend at this stage of my life) couldn’t RESIST talking about her friend Don/Donny/DJ (whatever she felt like calling him to make it sound like they were best friends forever).

Business....

A friend of mine was in his class at Penn, and in the same major so they had a lot of classes together. She used to talk about him ALL OF THE DAMN TIME as if I were impressed. I wasn't. He's a douche.

Maybe, but I bet a toddler could get around something like that (or maybe not? I don’t know much about guns besides they shouldn’t be left out willy nilly for anyone to get a hold of.)

I’m curious to know what kind of situation these grandparents were in that required a gun to be left out and loaded on a nightstand.

I was eating really well today until someone showed up with grocery store sheet cake for a colleague’s birthday...then I ate that cake like Augustus Gloop unleashed in Willy Wonka’s bizarre candy univere. A life without cake is not a life worth living.

SAAMMMEEE!!!! My dad always said “I used YiaYia’s slippers as a car!” So we had every. Damn. Toy. Ever. My dad spoils my sister’s kids rotten, and he gets such joy out of it. (I am child free by choice, so he comes to my house and repairs things. Love that guy.)

YES!!!!! Ugh. We wanted that horse SO BAD! Our neighbor had it and it was the coolest thing ever.

Next time I’m there, we’ll go for BBQ at Martin’s, deal?

OMG I DO NOT KNOW!! My brother-in-law has me in his phone as “Zborny” and he’s in my phone as “Mel Bushman” —- where do you live???? I’m in Northern NJ!

i would be alllll about that!

First, I love your name and we should be friends IRL. Second, PREACH SISTER. My parents were the same. I always looked at Barbie as being “anything she wanted to be” and that’s what my parents always instilled in me and my younger sister. They never put any pressure on us to be the best or force us into shit we didn’t…

“Based on international aviation rules, passengers are people. So airlines aren’t allowed to sell tickets for dolls,” said a spokesman for the Civil Aviation Authority of Thailand. However, ticket holders can purchase a second seat under their own name for the doll.

I grew up in the early/mid 80s Barbie days, when she totally looked like Dolly Parton and had no undies.

PREACH