As Jalopnik has previously pointed out, the best thing about wheel-fans is the lovely soft (looking) tire blankets they make when you do a burnout.

I’ve been on Jalopnik for a while now, so I know that this is a clear case of the tire pressure being off by less than a PSI.

The article will be titled: “Why buy a new Keurig machine when you can buy this five year old Alfa Giulia instead?”

I have faith in the gamers. They’ve done nothing to show me that they are-

But muh ICON investments

based on the headline, I’d say an older pickup truck and start your country music career

Somewhat monochrome girl on a vw

definitely chrome, i cant tell if she has mono though...

Start wandering around with your fly unzipped. She’ll stop worrying about what phone you have.

I can’t even finish reading articles like this and it’s nothing against the author. There is so much navel gazing over this, it’s unbearable. People take something relatively simple and turn it into this colossal ball of useless ego stroking nonsense. The guy said it. In a situation where it was essentially…

This... was a perfect response. Why does it have no stars?!

So, I only heard about Ninja from the Drake stream and I’ve never actually watched his videos. I’m not defending the guy as a fan or excoriating him as someone who doesn’t like him. Here’s my opinion on this (oh, I’m also white guy, so feel free to ignore this or accuse me of virtue signalling or I don’t know,…

Ah, the time tested “we can’t cut it in the semi pro adult league, let’s all take steroids and play with the nine year olds” strategy

Electronic Arts’ Search for Extraordinary Experiences (SEED) Division—which sounds like an anime space force

The company was his horcrux.

I have this as well - but interest rates are so low at the moment (and have been for years) that savings accounts essentially lose money over time because the “interest” is an order of magnitude lower than inflation.

Red shirts that die easily? Now where have I heard that before...

Off topic but on point:

Hold my beer.