The cows that provide their curated selection of hides are then butchered into steaks and dry aged for no less than 37 days in a paint code matching, fully custom, Maybach designed and artisan crafted meat locker with digital climate control. The marbling and tenderness simply laughs in the face of USDA “prime.” I…

That would’ve made about as much sense as King Charles I’s last words being, “Vaya con Dios.”

i dont know, sir. i think asking that your animal isn’t targeted by having a box dropped on to it isnt too much to ask; i feel like not hurting animals is just common decency and the fact that he so casually threw a box on a dog shows signs of a bigger problem inside that guys head and ability to make logical…

So, in a nutshell

On a dark New Brunswick Highway, cool wind in my hair.
Warm smell of poutine, rising up through the air.
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night.

I totally get the desire to have a more simple device, and it’s absolutely legit. But I DO think it’s completely fair to snark on people spending $400 for the privilege of having a non-smart phone that looks all fancy and new and cool when they could just go to Walmart or Costco or Total Wireless or whatever and pick…

because i follow entertainment news about movie festivals and movies that get a lot of buzz for being interesting and out there. then, if the reviews are intriguing enough i mark it down to see where it ends up for distribution or i’ll see someone in movie threads recommend a somewhat obscure film and do the same.

the…

The reading comprehension ability in this comment section makes me die a little inside...

Yes.

What wasn’t mentioned is that Uzi Nissan isn’t his real birth name. He changed it. His real name is AK47 Datsun.

Always worth a listen backwards.

You’re not very good at this.

But if it exploded then he’d have done exactly the right thing!

I think it is one of the better looking SUVs I have seen lately. Then again I think most big modern SUVs are pretty ugly.

That can’t be a serious question.

Don’t be a Hillary, Shani.

The fact that this guy lost fair and square and goes to Twitter to post a flagrantly misleading rant (he implies that the winner was solely decided by a coin flip, not that the flip was used due to a tied vote) is probably a clue to why he failed to gain the respect of enough of his peers to become the flag bearer.

There’s something off about her hips.

They should really have an “appear offline” feature where you can sign into PSN and nobody can see you. It’s really annoying to get bombarded with invites as soon as you log in. I use this feature on the Xbox One all the time and I’d use it on the PS4 the minute it’s implemented.