Here is Teigs during an off-Broadway musical adaptation of ‘Baby-Boom,’ in the Diane Keaton role. The lone review I can find said that her acting was as expected but that her musical ability was genuinely astonishing. “I have never, in my years of small theatre, heard a performer begin each song in so many keys at…

Well, she is all about the health...

The best part of this is how in the still image for the video, that lady in the background looks like “Stop talking stop talking stop talking oh my fucking god just stop talking right now goddamnit Cheryl.”

Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.

Well someone had to say it.

I actually don’t have a problem with the focus being on the criminal rather than the victims because let’s be honest here, that’s where the story is. what I want to know about is the criminal’s psychology, history, what makes him/her tick, etc. That’s what’s interesting in articles about crimes.

84th? Wow, you’re a super generous person. I would say at least 1,421st- just behind how long his toenails were at the times of the crimes, and just edging out any thoughts he may have on Donald Trump’s hair.

I hoped to present a more fully-rounded portrait of Mr. Holtzclaw than had appeared in the press. I hoped to explore the question of what had happened to this once-promising young man.

I look at his prose and feel the same thing.

Made me think of this:

Floss = show off

That’s just his day job. Even Shakespeare needed to pay bills, so he could get into those sonnets at night. Although if Game got a patron like old Bill, he’d be called a thot.

His hashtag game is strong, like the rest of him. I’m not mad at this at all. Women are expected to post sexy photos all year round, about time men got in on THE GAME.

MAIL KIMP.

You don’t get gallstones from simply eating like a normal person. You really don’t have to brew and ferment a bunch of weird shit to not get gallstones and be healthy in general.

Nonsense. If she had one or two food products I had never heard of, then I would look them up and learn. But someone whose entire daily diet consists of ‘stuff no one has heard of’ served in copper cups is trying hard to compose a diet solely of things no one has ever heard of. And that’s pretty mockable. I honestly…

I’ve been breathing all freaking day where is my Elle piece?

“[I] start with some Kundalini meditation” - eye roll - “and a 23-minute breath set” - *twenty three* minutes? uugh, k, whatever - “along with a copper cup of silver needle and calendula tea” - oh, christ, it’s official. This bitch is the worst - “before my son Rohan wakes.” - Annnnnd I’m out.

Did she confuse a cook book with a spell book? None of these things sound like real things.

I mean let’s just be real. It’s not the nudity they have a problem with, it’s the fact that it’s a lesbian sex scene and not a hetero one. If it was either one of those women with a man there wouldn’t be any problem.