Yes. I will try to schedule my tampon emergencies for the third Tuesday of the month, when the nurse is here.

One word: Skimmies. Changed summer for me.

Not that it matters. Because it really doesn’t. And not that it’s any of my business. Because it really isn’t.

I am willing to accept that maybe, just maybe, there was an interesting article to be written about this guy. When we dismiss criminals as nothing more than 2D “monsters,” we actually deny the culture that contributes to the problem, and we deny that the worst sides of ourselves are human sides, too.

Adaptogenic. How stupid do they think we are?

Poor lentils don’t deserve to be dragged into this. Lentils are food; brain dust is not.

Well, the police are investigating, but they seem to be calling the (most likely) traumatized victim “combative” (no shit) and disclosing parts of her assumed medical history:

TSA pre-check is the perfect example of a product or need invented out of thin air. They will find a way to make us pay for the air, itself soon, too.

“I don’t need to see that,” says woman showing television viewing audience nearly her entire ass.

Plombir!

How many stars can I give you? One is not enough.