Snarky, but totally on point. This exactly for people who should buy a minivan, but want a “rugged” Subaru. They will sell a shit ton of them.

Giving tree has zero fucks left to give.

Yea, I totally agree with the aesthetic cleanser bit. My wife has been watching me go through it and the other day she saw me in a cauldron and asked “What game is that?” She was surprised when I answered Horizon, cause of how unique it looked. It’s cool to explore a working factory of the future past. Very cool game.

I really think this is a testament to how well thought out the entire game is.

I only wish there were more of them. Come to think of it, more cauldrens would be an interesting thing to base a future DLC around.

Plot twist... Audi bought Silvercar because they plan on exploiting a loophole regarding emissions and commercial vehicles. VAG is going to leverage all of their TDIs and push them into service at Silvercar instead of fixing them.

Nope. That’s a McLaren with a Dragon Ball on it

Very few people can “properly modify” a car that haven’t gone through “poorly modifying” a few other cars first.

Here is the main problem: Aside from minor tweaks like brake pads/fluid, tires or alignments, most performance modifications need be part of a comprehensive build in order to work well. If you just throw on stiff lowering springs without thinking about dampers, swaybars, and suspension geometry, your result will be a…

Poorly modified cars suck. Correctly modified cars can be SO much better than stock. The issue is that to properly modify a car you have to spend quite a bit more money than to do it the crappy way.

In a debate between cyclists and dog owners about entitlement to public space, who would be the most insufferable? Whichever one is a vegan and/or crossfitter, I assume.

I like stuff, right up until I have to move. Then I hate every purchase decision I’ve ever made.

One thing I like about the inventory is that it tells you everything the resources are used for so you never have to worry about selling something that can be used for crafting.

Maybe this will teach her a lesson to park inside the lines next time.

It had to be done.

Indeed:

Do dive planes and a wing make every car better? Yes

Meanwhile, Olympic-level trolling inside:

THAT IS NOT CENTER!