Thanks for signing up Mark! Can't wait for next season of Wahlburgers, btw

ew, no, gross

It's been a while since I read it, but if I remember the book correctly, the Nazis had also gone ahead with the Atlantropa project and succesfully drained most of the Mediterranean, creating huge swathes of new farmland and getting as much energy as they needed from Gibraltar's dam.

a huge marketing team just high-fived after reading that

I really like the reading of Superman's powers coming from his biological parents, but everything else about Superman, the moral code and the honor and the empathy… coming from growing up being raised by pretty much the platonic ideal of awesome human parents, so I kinda have to respect the idea that, in an universe…

Only thirty-four nintey-nine on audible dot com!

there is a Snow Crash audiobook read by the singer of Korn, so I'm not even sure of that

"Hiro Protagonist"

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Easy, just do the last film we liked again and again and again untill we are all sick and tired of it, then do the opposite.

When I kill I kill for Queen and country, although I admit *starts drinking from a large wine glass* killinyuwerlbleplsrrr

you CANNOT convince me that Leelee Sobieski and Evan Rachel Wood are not the same person

let's just say this trailer moved them…

"Rogue Hydra agent Wolfgang Von Strucker confirmed dead. His body was found in its cell after a supposed raid on an eastern european detention facility"

"Yes, yes, that Italian kid goes to New York and grows up to be a Mafia Don. WHAT. EVER."

Garfield: The Movie writer Joel Cohen and Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa writer Etan Cohen: surprisingly not related

"Hey, hey. How about that twitter beef? Woah! That was the commenter from hell! Well, hot dog! We have a weiner."
"Man, that thing's great!"
"Don't praise the summer intern!"

ugh, that book. I bought it because I was kind of fascinated by the shitshow that was that movie's production and marketing, and was expecting either some hilarious expose of incompetence and corruption and people being fucked over by other people, or maybe some nuanced tale of how some projects just end up not…

Yeah, I agree with that, but you were saying earlier that "new comic characters don't do well at the Big Two". My point was that, being strict about it, no, I really can't think of breakout solo non legacy characters, but I can't think of failed ones either.

Hey AVClub, "the creator of Mario" has a name, have a little respect.