i love when an article's first sentence is undermined by its own headline

he could have, and yet the credited writters are Zak Penn and Cline himself, soo…

"so, we have a feminist and a guy who hates women, a trans woman and a guy who hates transgender people, and someone who cares about the environment and someone who is in denial of the impending doom of the human race: all valid points that deserve being listened to, and should try to meet in the middle"

"Stone Cold" Steve

Are they?

I'd love to see Beck Bennett doing his man-baby thing with a blonde wig and orange fake tan

Oh, I'm sure there are a whole lot of racist Clinton voters. She and her campaign people and her followers did their fair share of really really racist stuff 8-9 years ago.

(that's not a 'humblebrag', that's just a 'brag')

I'm kinda hoping for bastardization here. I mean, I love both Chiang and Story Of Your Life, but it's a pretty short, small scale, very personal story about a woman coming to grips with stuff, in which the alien part is, at best ~thematical resonance~, and at worst feel like a vehicle for the author to geek out about…

“a niche Instagram account that doubles up as a kind of movie art project.”

Arby's: The Giuliani of Roast Beef Sandwich City, sounds 'bout right

I’ll never care about who wrote McDonald’s “I’m Lovin’ It” jingle

That was a very nice report, Joe. You clearly read the original piece carefully, and then broke it down to its main points in a succinct manner. Good job. Also, I had some trouble picturing them at first, so I thought including videos of both Elvis AND Bob Dylan was a very nice touch. Well done. I hope you get an A.

ha, ha, remember when weezer made that video with all the classic may-mays, and this already seemed like an ancient relic from the distant past, and how that video was released like 8 years ago, and how life is short and youth is fleeting
, ha, h
a, ugh, god

Great Job, Co-Worker

thank you, that's all i wanted

THIS ARTICLE TOLD ME NOTHING ABOUT WHY ROB SCHNEIDER IS THE WORST-REVIEWED ACTOR IN ALL OF FILM. WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS TO ME, INTERNET?

i didn't know these guys were still making stuff. i think the last i'd heard from them was the Chuck Testa video, but they've been making stuff for like a decade now, i guess

i'm guessing… Alexander Hamilton?

wait, what is Doctor Pepper a D grade version of?