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Harry Potter and the Qualified Recommendations

well, you knew what you were getting into when you bought all those Disney shares.

I love how, with the cast change, they seem to be implying that a gay woman roughly equates half a man.

You know, maybe the AVC should do away entirely with the TI and simply post some sort of Weekly Open Thread Thing, and then just list there the brands they want their brand to be associated with that week. That way the same service (for us, for them, and for the search engines) would be provided in a more efficient

cool! sax dude!

…or maybe ligth on Middle Earth is just a particle and doesn't travel as a wave, or maybe their sun's wavelength is vastly different from ours, or maybe the unit of length they call 'league' is different from the unit of length we call 'league', or…
Who knows / cares?

can't say I'm -too- surprised he doesn't even have that going on for him

The easy thing, the thing The Masses are begging for, what everyone would have just LOVED, would simply be 10 minutes of Max Landis' face getting punched.
No filters, no B/W, no cute soundtrack, no celebrity cameos, just 10 minutes of raw footage of Max Landis getting brutalized.

I hope he gets a 'moderately affluent' pocket square.

"Finally! I've waited a whole decade for the story of the guy who names all these hair dye colors to be told."

Danielle Fishel was 12 when the show started, so…

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At this point Fox backlot is covered in filthy mattresses.

I think you mean "Gaston"

Wait, when have "Gritty" and "Realistic" ever been indicators to go see a film?

Well, but his character in TSN was kind of a shitty guy, and the punchable face worked in his favor. I'm not sure that'll be the case for a Reed Richards.

You know, good points all around, kids.
Compared to the technology we have today (kind of the only technology they've ever known), technology of a couple decades ago WAS terrible and much more complicated. THAT IS THE POINT. If it wasn't we'd still be using it today. I, for one, am glad kids today don't have to deal

You know, if I had to choose between remaining "that guy who dishes out ridiculous intelligence-insulting cash-ins yearly, makes no effort whatsover, and gets LOADS of money off it", or risking turning into "that guy who, after a whole decade of crap, suddenly decided to try and turn his career around, failed

To be fair, at first I wrote Lester Bangs, before going "Haha, nope, different guy".
Also, any of those three options would be less weird than real 25-years-old Hamm being rejected a couple times on the 90s-est dating show, and/or having that hair.