Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

Joke’s on you the taxpayer- he made $150k in overtime alone last year, his healthcare is fully covered, and he gets to retire with a full salary pension for life.

It is time we stop singing any patriotic songs at sports games. No other country sings their national anthem before every single (non-international) sporting event no matter how inconsequential. God Bless America during the 7th inning stretch just plain sucks.  

Huh, guess it’s just common decency for the millions of elderly women who work in Housekeeping. You’d quit after one shift. 

Compare Romo’s observations to Troy Aikman’s and it’s just night and day.

That top image makes it look like he’s forcing Jeff Bezos to smell his belly button.

In 2016, a turbulent period when law enforcement officials were under siege across the U.S.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

pretty sickening huh? he spells his name with a K.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

RIP.

if anyone wants to make one of their own, here’s a template.

The story’s author takes us into the living room of Johnstown resident Pam Schilling, a 60-year-old retiree who is already keyed up to vote for Trump in 2020:

Or it’s a matter of the very longstanding notion - stop me if you’ve heard this before - that the national anthem and the flag represent all we hold dear in this country that the military is sworn to protect.

Mindless displays of nationalism are, by and large, stupid and idiotic at best, dangerous at worst. Singing the national anthem before a fucking sports game is a tradition that needs to stop yesterday. Uncritical notions of nationalistic exceptionalism are extremely dangerous, and I forever look forward to the day…

Except those people’s willful ignorance and tacit acceptance of systemic racism isn’t valid and okay, not everyone’s a winner, and you don’t get a cookie for simply having an opinion.