Am I the only one who blinks a bit at seeing the victim described as an “old man”? I mean, he looks to be about my age and that’s totally not old!

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

Weird that they would employ so many underage workers, especially in an environment where they might be exposed to “nudity, sexual scenarios, racial epithets, suggestive gestures, profanity and references to stereotypes.”

the nut on the bus goes pound pound pound

He’s gonna stick to snorts

Dolphins are known for their blowholes...

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

The Quicker Fucker Upper

Because it’s easier to apologize for technology not working than it is to account for how you actually behave.

It’s like if you took a Nuremberg rally and made it wear cargo shorts.

As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.

Someone needs to tell Villanueva that he’s part of a TEAM and shouldn’t make this about himself.

Wouldn’t that be your brother?

You should have been the guest idiot speaker at the IDIOT CONVENTION.

“Why Can’t You Be Me?”

From: ROBERT SMITH

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

Fuuuckkkkkk that. And fuck you for even suggesting it. Why do nazis always get a pass for their violence? When can we look at a monstrous, sociopathic movement and not judge it for what it truly is?