Must be dressed like this to drive an Aspen:
Indeed, Excursions are insanely popular and go for ridiculous money. These are a big time status symbols with the motocross/energydrink/mma crowd.
Jeep Wrangler.
I would avoid using “mansplaining” altogether, it’s a pretty sexist and insulting term, leave that one to the cat ladies over at Jezebel.
Either it’s just an excuse to jump on the SUV/CUV bandwagon or most people have side gigs delivering furniture and appliances. One of these answers is correct.
Science be damned, I know that tall = safe!
The way people talk about crossovers you’d think that extra inch is the difference between dying frozen and alone in a ditch vs triumphantly blasting through the worst Siberian blizzard.
Can confirm, she is gorgeous and seems like she would be a lot of fun to drink a few beers with.
I think the word you are looking for is “fucklessly.”
It’s because the driver is too stupid/inept/lazy to set up the car’s Bluetooth. Also common to see late model cars with the driver holding the phone 1 inch from his/her chin and talking on speakerphone.
Good point, if one waves at a KL Cherokee is he obligated then to wave at the Cherokee’s Dodge Dart cousin?
It needs to be just tall enough that the neighbors or other moms at the yoga studio can’t acuse you of buying an actual wagon.
We’ll call it the FFT...Ford Fap Tent.
Kudos to Offset. Only a true Jalop would choose a little known technical term pertaining to car wheel fitment for his rap name.
This generally isn’t a problem for Jeep as crossovers like the Cherokee and Renegade have much less potential than advertised.
To be fair Toyota still makes the 4runner, which is an anachronism in a market obsessed with porky, souless crossovers. I give Toyota a lot of credit for that. All other manufacturers aside from Jeep have completely given up on off-road capable SUVs.
The fact that Jimmy Page considers the guitar solo in “Reeling in the Years,” played by Elliot Randall, to be his favorite of all time speaks volumes about Steely Dan’s virtuosity.
CUVs are a masterstroke of marketing. Even Don Draper would be impressed that car companies have somehow convinced consumers that minivans without sliding doors is infinitely cooler than one with them.
I think you meant to say A-dapter kit.