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The NFL is so average. It seems like every year the leagues collective win-loss is right at .500

fuck you, my team has no kicker

The Stampeders are fine, but I like turtles.

Also, “America the Beautiful” is 100000x better than the anthem and GBA anyway.

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

The runner-up headline for this blog was Bison Yeets Child Into Oblivion

I believe the correct jargon used by the kids these days is, “yeet”

I’ve done this before at a few Cubs games. Haven’t figured out how to post on Youtube yet so I think I’m safe.

I’m sure Kenny Loggins has something to say about screw ups in this trailer.

#whereskenny

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

Honestly, kids shouldn’t be in the bleachers anyways, unless you want them to grow up into Mai Tai Guy.

“All the kids are in the front row because we let them go there” 

I’m not sure what’s worse, being Takes-Ball-Away-From-Kids Guy or being Chooses-Drinks-Based-On-ABV guy.

I don’t need her to be a leftist dream, I need her to be better than Mitch. It’s a pretty low bar. Campaigning in a way that talks to voters she needs to win over, conservatives who have probably voted red their whole lives (or voted southern democrat when that was still a thing) is smart. 

Great stuff, Mr. Ratto.

Goddamn it -- if you can't trust the filthy rich and their attorneys, who the hell can you trust?

Hi it's me, a person this is for.

Beautiful dark boar

All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”