If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

What can you expect from four guys who mistake San Diego, of all places, for Canada?

That’s cool. I hope the next time you go to a restaurant, you don’t upset the server who spits in your drink. Because by your logic, someone who is bad at their fucking job deserves to be treated with respect in all situations.

this is so dumb that it goes all the way through to be good, unfortunately it keeps going to bad again.

I bet you’re a real delight at parties.

As a Royals fan, you have no reference because your first game was less than 2 years ago.

Dear Representative Daniel,

“It’s like burning your house doooowwwnnn with your air conditionnnniiiinngggg!”

You may just have written the plot of Space Jam 2.

I’m just happy that the odds are getting better that I won’t have to go all the way to Rio to catch part of the Olympic experience.

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

Luckily, the A’s are used to other teams completely erasing their leads.

Counterpoint-

Well this isnt surprising. Push out a legit coach and bring in that fuckboy the mayor. Thibs to me was our best coach since phil. They hated him in the front office, granted, but now we are missing the playoffs and are legitimately nowhere close to the team we were a year ago. Huh? Fire everyone

Harrison Barnes would get SHUT DOWN by Lola Bunny

You’re right. Bulls over Tune Squad in six.

OK, but how do the Bulls stack up to the other legendary hoops team of 1996? Does MJ cancel out MJ? Does Pippin use his physicality to guard Taz or use his speed and length to stay on Bugs?

Your grandaddy drank a lot, didn’t he?

“Also, Puja is a woman.”