I feel like this comment would work with pretty much every comments thread on the internet. It’s the “Christ, what an asshole” New Yorker cartoon caption of internet comments.

In hindsight, maybe not very smart for Cubs management to have hung their bullpen hopes on a dude who didn’t pitch in actual games for half the year.

Dare I say the most underrated band of the 90s was Ben Folds Five? Like, sure, Ben Folds is completely insufferable, but have you heard The Unauthorized Biography of Reinhold Messner, man? have you heard it?

+1 Burning was unbelievable.

The other half of this is that I think, weirdly, some teams are willing to put a position player on the mound with even, say, an 8 run deficit. In other words, teams are willing to give up on games and classify them as blowouts much sooner than in the past. Probably because they don’t want to tax the bullpen as much?

This is the correct take. Also you can sit in the third row for 40 dollars for fuck’s sake. The value is definitely there.

I literally thought the referee’s name was “Clock Boner” for a second.

There’s no need for him to test anything. He just bludgeons the discourse into whatever he wants it to be. He’s doing it right now, he’s going to keep doing it, and you can be sure as hell he’ll do it if he loses in 2020. “The election results are fake news!”

Things are going to get real interesting when we reach the inevitable point where states that the 2020 election results were falsified.

The other aspect of getting a single, though, is that you have to run to first base after you make contact with the ball. I’m guessing that for most of us, the time it’d take us to get to first is enough time for a guy in the shallow outfield (because that’s where you’d likely be hitting it, right?) to throw you out.

Who is pitching in the baseball scenario? Is it a position player other than Pablo Sandoval in a blowout game? If so.... maybe your odds are slightly better than astronomically low???

I think we can all agree that that was Mandy Patinkin’s best performance since Smurfs: The Lost Village.

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Luigi is an absolute maniac in Mario 2. I loved playing as Luigi.

I weirdly miss Cutler’s stupid, petulant, aloof face. Maybe I just missed when people used to photoshop cigarettes in.

I need more takes from this man RIGHT NOW.

yikes!

Coincidence?????????????