I dunno... maybe it’s my generation (I’m 50) ... but I’m so glad I have no fucking idea how Twitter works nor do I see a need to use it.

I want to see a compilation of all the times people have tried this and failed miserably.

That's why you keep your finger off the triangle button when you're the keeper.

This beef/no beef deception is really fiendish. Seems like it may be the work of Seitan.

Red Sox /Pats fan checking in...fuck you for forgetting about us!

So sad. Garry Shandling and Larry Sanders in the same day. Prayers.

That’s what she said.

Yeah, so much fail. The Matrix still exists: the powers-that-be will just stop attacking Zion and will let minds be freed.

Last scene in the Matrix trilogy direct from...you guessed it, inside the Matrix ;)

Yeah, I’m not even a huge fan of the trilogy but I remember he ultimately just reboot the Matrix, which leads more with him and Smith working as The One to just continue the same cycle.

I hope this works. If the NFL can reduce kickoff returns by 5-10% then football will be a safe sport.

And you simultaneously CAN and CAN’T see the tiny RG machine that is Quantum Physics.

Isn't more like 1 every Se7en?

Naturally, the star of House Of Cards would gravitate to a franchise that has one good season for every three shitty seasons.

A... a facial?

Really?

You forgot to thank Obama!!!

“Back in the day, Jim Abbott used to do that without dropping the glove.” - Oscar Robertson

We’re here!

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.