Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

The mix was pretty terrible, you couldn’t hear Chris Martin at all and Beyonce/Bruno were too quiet. I think they were going for some kind of stadium sound rather than just giving us their vocals directly and it just sounded like garbage.

Something felt right when the German announcer said VON Müller.

For you, mein freund.

Klaus Kinski was my favorite Venture Bros. minor antagonist.

YOU’RE FUCKING VILE

I mean, obviously cashews are better, but Almonds are way better nuts than peanuts.

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

I thought the same thing. A rather undignified end for someone of his stature. I hope his ashes can be scattered according to his wishes. Wherever you are David, RIP.

I just like how their “endorsement” of John Kasich was more a condemnation of the GOP race thus far and a plea for sanity.

totally

How to Ruin Monopoly and make people hate you!

I feel bad for the guy. He didn’t know his character was bantha doo doo when he signed up to play him.

Eric Rudolph is a terrorist. Timmy McVeigh was a terrorist. Dylan Roof is a terrorist. Shelley Shannon and Scott Roeder are terrorists.

Burneko already replied to this type of thinking. He stated—and I paraphrase far less eloquently—that extending unjustified use of force to others is not a proper reaction, either. How about we just stop using unjustifiable force period.

Let’s be real about terrorism for a moment. The purpose of terrorism is to use violence to enact a political agenda that isn’t achievable by normal political means, usually by scaring people enough to get them to act like idiots. Are you scared? I’m not and I live in Oregon. I’ve actually BEEN to the Malheur…

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

Imagine that. It’s almost like a US representative tossing a snowball up and down in Washington DC, claiming that climate change isn’t real. Or some dumber-than-dirt Gizmo greyperson claiming that there’s more ice at the south pole this year than last year.