“Fine, Chip. We’ll make sure it’s a White Christmas.”

This isn’t a Donald Trump thing: this is an overall new GOP strategy that actually acknowledges problems like the wealth gap exist. The difference is that instead of attributing it to the actual causes, they’ll claim it’s because of Comrade Obamavich’s dystopian socialist policies.

+1 better response than original comment.

I’m sure it’s a great comfort to the victims of sexual assault to know you’re out there crusading against bad puns for them.

“Knicks side”? In America the word is “team.” What’s next, “Cleveland are the favorite in the East?” I understand Gawker Media has an agenda, but let’s keep the socialism to a minimum, shall we? At least until Sanders gets elected.

Because he tried to kill the queen.

I, for one, welcome our new Pylon overlords.

Okay, but I think it's a lousy nickname.

The Dodgers picked the wrong offseason to turn off their “infinity money” cheat code.

He’s a Giants fan. You’ll have to pardon the lack of basic arithmetic skills.

That pass is even more incredible from this angle:

That clip is missing the most important part in regards to how I judge Cam Newton! What form and temperament did his touchdown celebration take on? This is important!

I always avoid the 13th/14th century wings of art museums. Baby Jesuses with adult proportions freak me out.

Damn highlight woofers.

Still a better defender than James Harden.

If they were really Sikh, they should have just stayed home and rested up anyway.

Signing Heyward may be the move of the year, if only because it’s driving Cardinals fans fucking insane.

The Cubs won’t fully belong to Theo until I hear a shocked Len Kasper announce the following: “Joe Maddon signals for the right-hander from the bullpen and, folks, I can’t believe it—here comes Eddie Vedder to finish off the inning!”

Ohh ok. Thanks for clearing that up for me...

CHIEFS BITCH