Man, this guy just can't stay healthy.

Cop: "Who stabbed you?"

Once again, we have a headline that's terribly misleading. Barely any of these animals have hands.

Yep

I wonder if Corey Crawford is sending him a gift basket right now.

Calm down Nikola.

Refs should have called an offensive foul for Force pushing. I find his lack of ankles disturbing.

OK, we're even now.

Philosophy at work. Well done.

What can I say, your logic was infallible.

There's a Kessel Run over joke in here somewhere, dammit.

It could have been worse: he could have not hurt anything at a Nickelback concert.

Missing one step isn't all that bad. Patrick Kane missed all 12 of them.

It's this season's "if we persecute the Christians any more than we already do..."

if we're being fair, these stories are a lot better than the recent high school reunion ones. Not that the bar was set very high, but...

"it is not the violent thugs burning down buildings that buy their advertiser's products"

I thought it was offensive when the officials by the goal line kept making that same gesture in St. Louis today. Enough is enough.

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

Maybe if the cops stuck with exercising their first amendment rights, and not moving to the other amendments, we wouldn't have a problem.