Look how he nestles it in his mouth. So gentle. It's like a mother alligator carrying her young. I bet you after he opened his mouth an hour later that chip was still perfectly unbroken in there.

Nothing I love more than biting into a crisp cup of coffee in the morning.

If my Ph.D. has taught me anything of value and practical use, it's that hierarchical rankings of this type are highly subjective and open to infinite critique and deconstruction. To be sure, what is an ordinal list if not a descending tally of one person's whims and wants? Why not stretch the list back to our…

You must be fun at parties. This is amazing

Bet he wasn't as angry as Russell Crowe when his Noah flopped.

Benedict Cumberbatch looks like the grownup version of the weird kid in elementary school who ate paste.

wow i used one real word in that sentence, and it was an unusual version of a common name. i raise the bar everywhere i go, i am a fucking legend.

I know people who would pay good money for Strip wrestling between those two.

If this was a crime, they really pulled it off.

Namaste

You shut your dirty mouth!

High Poon

Tombsbone.

"Traveling band of strippers" sounds like a twist on the old western. Surely they could have been more creative with the name...

Come on now, there's a football angle here.

You have as large, glistening ass article and you don't even post Humphries' picture?

PLEASE someone find the un-doctored, un-photoshopped, thick-waisted, dimpled original....

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