No no no, only men can be creepy stalkers. She's quirky.

I would call her more of a "stalker" than a "date."

Ho ho ho indeed.

"We've been warning the public about the dangers of celebrations for years. Now will they finally listen?" - The NFL

OOOO. With a "Boo!-ong"

Excuse me Santa does exist.

Best Klans In Baseball

*Throws Flag*

Bautista has two daughters, no sons, and they are too young to be hackers. http://www.torontolife.com/informer/featu…

don't come in here with that reading shit

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

I prefer dealing with your insane bears over some of your insane humans.

That visual is just what I needed to see at this very moment. I have a severe case of the giggles now and I hope nobody walks by my office.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

This is different from years ago, when Sheets was left with useless Brewers.

What an absolute class act. He couldn't have handled the situation any better. You really gotta hand it to Evan Meek for grooving that pitch in to Jeter.

Vin Scully wins all of broadcasting with, "Now both bullpens empty, that's a show of...whatever."