He was obviously upset the Cubs won. Because that meant the game was over and he now had to go back to St. Louis.

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

Well, I think even completely tiny boobs have some room for an implant, but the sternum is a pretty small area with kind of taut skin. I imagine putting an implant in there would be like having a sports bra type uni-boob, but like under your skin....

I saw "Brawl at Cardinals Game" and just assumed it was in St. Louis... Can you blame me?

"Careful, Joey!"

"I don't see a problem here." - David Wright.

He looks like some kind of Billy Zane quarterback hybrid.

because he sinks slower than a very small rock. Plus his OPS

He turned me into a Newt!

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

"Where's he going?"

Needs more otter.

BOOM.

in the yeaaaaaaaaaar two thousaaaaand

Man, this is gonna have some serious fantasy implications for anyone who believes wealth and prestige improve a person's character.

Points for using "decimate" correctly!

+1 Nixon reference

Another person whose WAR on drugs hasn't been very good.