BOOM.

in the yeaaaaaaaaaar two thousaaaaand

Man, this is gonna have some serious fantasy implications for anyone who believes wealth and prestige improve a person's character.

Points for using "decimate" correctly!

+1 Nixon reference

Another person whose WAR on drugs hasn't been very good.

Hence Keith's indictment of all of us, and my "I wish we could..."

Are you seeing small creatures shaped like toilet plungers? Is there a stripper named Montana in a cage with you?

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

What we have learned today is that these morons cannot be in front of a camera for longer than 50 seconds without saying something monumentally stupid.

The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

I think he was just scared that finger gun was real

Far from the first time that a dick has been on full display in Downtown Chicago.

or alien teens taking the starship out for a joyride, to tip over and mutilate cows

Problem with that is if there are lots of people out there someone is going to break the rules and go human hunting.

I just posted pretty much the same sentiment. You are not alone.